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Anonymous: Why would anyone marry a used up object like envy?



I guess it’s all a matter of perspective.

You seem to view women as objects. Objects whose value decreases every time they make the decision to have sex with someone. Because of this, it’s fairly safe to presume that sexually confident women, or just confident women in general must actually scare the shit out of you.

I see Envy as a smart, confident, open-minded, wonderful human being, who just so happens to be drop dead gorgeous. So of course I’m going to marry her.

Yes, she occasionally chooses to have sex with other people.

Yes, sometimes she chooses to do so in exchange for money.

No, this does not bother me because I don’t base my entire self worth on my ability/tendency to control every aspect of my partner’s interactions with other people. I actually just prefer that she’s happy. Not that she’s doing exactly what I want her to do.

In this way, you and I are fundamentally different. I can’t say for certain that my approach is perfect. However, I can confidently assert that it is better than yours.

If I could permanently brand this ‘ask’ across your forehead as a warning to any potential partner, I most certainly would.

As a matter of fact, it would bring me endless joy to know that no person ever fell victim to your backwards, controlling, oppressive form of “love”.

Aw, anon actually did ask Archer :)

Love the fuck out of this.

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*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation