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spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

sexualhobo:

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

yeah but like “i’m so hungry i could eat a child”

drunk-piglet:

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

it all starts with making the boys go loco, and continues on from there.

daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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heliolisk:

So i was picking up my brothers cake for his birthday and the girl was like “is this for your girlfriend?” And im just no my brother and i was laughing cause she had no idea that im a giant homo 😄

 *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me:  BALLIN
me:  BALL IS LIFE
me:  BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me:  KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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